The best person to ever exesit the cutest funniest perosn you ever meet. People may think he is annoying but when you know him he is perfect. A lot of girls like him because he is just that cute

Euan or Ewan is a Scottish, male given name, most common throughout the United Kingdom and Canada, due to the influence of Scots in both nations. It is a derivative of the Pictish name, Vuen (or 'Wen'), which is the Pictish British cognate of Eoghan in Gaelic. The name can also mean mighty warrior to describe a man who would fight for freedom even at the cost of his own life

Someone with a hairline is receding faster than the speed of light

Ewan is a very overdramatic person who lovessssss to make people feel bad about themselves and he thinks that it is okay to act like he is gonna kill himself by putting a gun to his head.But anyone can fall for him like anyone because Ewan could just say hi to you and you would fall in love with him only because of his cute ass eyes and personality....

Ewan has a tiny penis and a huge nose. He will often use his nose as a penis. Ewan also enjoys humping the shit out of random people

A guy with a dick face

Ewan is a right twat that no matter what you will always be slightly annoyed at him because his face is just generaly insulting