The actual god of the entire universe, his big dick energy emanates throughout the universe destroying all living and non living beings..
he is the one

true

Chad

A pick me is a woman that is willing to do anything for male approval. She will embarrass or throw other women under the bus to achieve this goal. The unfortunate thing about a pick me is usually the men they are trying to seek approval from are of poor quality and treat women badly, leaving little real benefit for the pick me.

Ewan is probably the silliest person ever. He gets all of the ladies and makes bank, mainly through his silliness. Ewan can make a lady fall for him just by saying "Hi." He is totally smart and a boss at sports. Ewan wheels the biddies even if he isn't trying.

Ewan is #1 Daddy

this amazing guy that EVERYONE else is jealous of

A complete fuckin genius with the biggest cock in the world. A man who makes the ladies week at the knees. Everyone wants to be him.

The fucking man, Ewan is suck a fucking cunt that if you tackle him he'll get backup and give you a fucking handshake. His muscles are so fucking sexy that even men drool at the sight of them. Any woman that sees him will rip his pants of and suck his humongous penis. Ewan is also extremely powerful, and if he so mach as breathes on you your bones will shatter. Bacically Ewan is a fucking titan. And will fuck up anyone that threatans him. However Ewan is actualy a nice guy