The actual god of the entire universe, his big dick energy emanates throughout the universe destroying all living and non living beings..
he is the one
true
Chad
he is the one
true
Chad
by literately god in a shell October 15, 2018
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Internet persona(s) who happens to follow you and you happen to follow them back and maintain communication with and have a mutual liking for eachother whether it be friendship wise, etc. (Mutuals if more than one mutual)
Monica: Oh yay! I made a new mutual today because we started following & talking to eachother on twitter and we like eachother (so it seems).
by qtheresurrection March 25, 2015
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Ewan is probably the silliest person ever. He gets all of the ladies and makes bank, mainly through his silliness. Ewan can make a lady fall for him just by saying "Hi." He is totally smart and a boss at sports. Ewan wheels the biddies even if he isn't trying.
Ewan: "Hey."
Girl: "OMG Ewan just said hey to me he is so silly and a total babe."
Guy 1: "Look at that guy he's awesome."
Guy 2: "Yeah that's Ewan."
Guy 1: "Oh well that makes sense."
Girl: "OMG Ewan just said hey to me he is so silly and a total babe."
Guy 1: "Look at that guy he's awesome."
Guy 2: "Yeah that's Ewan."
Guy 1: "Oh well that makes sense."
by Jack Gore October 09, 2013
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by sn0wflake December 25, 2012
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The fucking man, Ewan is suck a fucking cunt that if you tackle him he'll get backup and give you a fucking handshake. His muscles are so fucking sexy that even men drool at the sight of them. Any woman that sees him will rip his pants of and suck his humongous penis. Ewan is also extremely powerful, and if he so mach as breathes on you your bones will shatter. Bacically Ewan is a fucking titan. And will fuck up anyone that threatans him. However Ewan is actualy a nice guy
Bob: Oh shit here comes Ewan
Mike: Has he got 2 woman on his shoulders?
Bob: Should we ask him to get us girlfriends?
Mike: Hell yeah!
Bob: *asks*
Ewan: *leaves and comes back with 10 woman* take your pick!
Also Ewan: Throws a basketball around the entire world and gets a three pointer.
Mike: Has he got 2 woman on his shoulders?
Bob: Should we ask him to get us girlfriends?
Mike: Hell yeah!
Bob: *asks*
Ewan: *leaves and comes back with 10 woman* take your pick!
Also Ewan: Throws a basketball around the entire world and gets a three pointer.
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by SpoopyDonut711 November 04, 2019
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A complete fuckin genius with the biggest cock in the world. A man who makes the ladies week at the knees. Everyone wants to be him.
Woman: Oh Ewan your so fuckin great pound my mound with your huge cock.
Ewan: Shut up bitch! I'm gonna slam your back door out, whip it out and give you a creamy beaver, then stick it in your mouth so you can clean off your own shit!!
Woman: Oh good tanks!!!
Ewan: Shut up bitch! I'm gonna slam your back door out, whip it out and give you a creamy beaver, then stick it in your mouth so you can clean off your own shit!!
Woman: Oh good tanks!!!
by FMFlex April 13, 2005
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