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A little fat neek who disrespected grandpas kitchen. Ewan's are often found trying to go shedding but not allowed because of the up most disrespect they have to grandpa
"Little neek ewan, talk smak and there will be two hits one me hitting you in the face the other you hitting the floor"
by Not ewan semark October 30, 2019
30
Hair is falling.
All around us.
Children playing receding.
It is the season for hair loss and balding.
Merry Christmas Ewan
All around us.
Children playing receding.
It is the season for hair loss and balding.
Merry Christmas Ewan
by Jamal Ahem 3rd March 06, 2019
32
He is the cool kid always, he's really hot and everybody wants to be him but sometimes it gets annoying when everyone follows him around trying to become more popular from his presence.
Also every girl has a huge crush on him
Also every girl has a huge crush on him
by FrunshongrsshnhThe3rd November 04, 2019
33
Claims to have big dick energy yet he knows that he has a little pecker. He is hella autistic and loves to fondle with mens balls and touch little kids with Harvey's. He loves anal with Taylor and occasionally fists Charlie and Konrad.
Ewan: hey
Small Kid: hey dad
Ewan: Oh yes kid say that again
Small Kid: DADDYYYYYYYY
EWAN: AHHHHHHHH
*VIGOROUS FISTING NOISES*
Small Kid: hey dad
Ewan: Oh yes kid say that again
Small Kid: DADDYYYYYYYY
EWAN: AHHHHHHHH
*VIGOROUS FISTING NOISES*
by Ilove69WithUrMum May 02, 2019