Ewald's language of origin is Germanic and it is predominantly used in German. Two-element name derived from eo and wald which are of the meanings 'law, custom, right' and 'to rule' respectively. The name was borne by the Northumbrian brothers Saint Ewald the Black and Saint Ewald the Fair, who were missionaries in Frisia and north Germany. They were martyred in Old Saxony around 695. Variants of Ewald include Ewould (Dutch) and Ewout (Dutch).

The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."

A Ewald is a person with a heart of gold. Ewald's is the bestest friend you can ever ask for. He is the kind of person anyone will fall for. Ewald is a hard worker and never gives up. He love with all his heart and know what his heart wants. He will always be by your side through tick and tun. Brilliant sportsmanship and help's everyone. He is the best person you kan meet on earth.

A Ewald is a person with a heart of gold. Ewald's is the bestest friend you can ever ask for. He is the kind of person anyone will fall for. Ewald is a hard worker and never gives up. He love with all his heart and know what his heart wants. He will always be by your side through tick and tun. Brilliant sportsmanship and help's everyone. He is the best person you kan meet on earth.

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