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A browser based game with EXTREMELY misleading adverts. I think you build cities in the game, but I wouldn't know, because all I saw on the advert was a blonde woman with an assload of cleavage and a butt-chin. You can hardly even see her face. Just her unnaturally large tits. Probably aimed towards 10 year olds, but the adverts attract horny 15 year olds who want some messed up hooker-banging game.
Boy: *sees Evony ad* *gets hard-on*
by Amy RenΓ©e July 27, 2009
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A free online game whose ads are mostly aimed towards horny teenagers.
Wow, did you see that ad for Evony? You know, the one with the giant tits? I don't care what the game is, I'm playing!
by po123 July 14, 2009
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An online browser based civilization clone whos ad campaign has no hint as to what the game actually is. Tits sell. Play secretly.
Did u see the tits on that videogame ad for evony? Its gotta be a fuck a hooker game!!
by buttmusket July 23, 2009
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A new, free, MMPRORG which was launched in early 2009. Formerly known as Civony, it is a 2D, browser based game that runs in realtime. To date, servers have been plagued by lag, bugs, and random shutdowns. It is sold as "free forever" but players can choose to buy game "cents" for a ration of 10:1 on the dollar. This is widely regarded as ridiculously overpriced and many reports of game cents disappearing have been reported.
I started playing Evony the other day and spent alot of time building up my city, now I can't even log on so some asshole is probably now attacking me.
by Nignoger May 15, 2009
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A new medieval empire-building which has had mixed reviews, it says "play unnoticeably" however on wikipedia it says "despite the fact that Evony does nothing to hide itself from network logs and its URL and cookies will still be present in a web browser's history like any other website." Also a running slogan for the campaign was "Save the queen!", although within the game, there is no queen to save.

Not only that, it has been accused of breaching copyright laws, as it says on wikipedia: "The game and website currently uses graphics from various games including Microsoft's Age of Empires: The Age of Kings and Age of Mythology as well as descriptions copied directly from Sid Meier's Civilization III and Civilization IV, as well as from other Mods and Wikipedia.

During the ongoing advertising campaign a particular advert featuring a fairy was apparently taken from the website The owners were subsequently informed and blogged about this."

And there was another controversey about the developer corporation, Universal Multiplayer Game Entertainment being linked to WoWMine, a Chinese operation known for gold mining. also criticism made regarding the game has been removed from Evony's forum by moderators.
guy 1: Have you played Evony?

guy 2: No, I've been reading about it on Wikipedia, it as been accused of some serious crimes, being linked to illegal operations, copyright issues and unethical and misleading adverts.

guy 1: I don't care, I like it
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annoying ads scattered all over the internet trying to seduce kids into playing some shitty online game. Their ads usually include a poor drawn woman figure asking you to play.
Evony ad: "PLAY NOW MY LORD"

kid: yes my majesty fap fap
by 12321321323 August 20, 2009
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