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a follicle of hair that grows in the anal cavity when you hold an online grudge longer than you can hold a job; usually assosciated with fat people who hide behind their computers better than interacting with people face to face - thus holding a grudge longer than a job.
anti-socialgrudge fucker
anti-socialgrudge fucker
"Dude!!! I got this large EvilHamsterOfDeath flying out of my ass!"
"His anal cavity was largely populated and overrun with EvilHamsterOfDeaths because someone called him fat online too many times."
"He had an EvilHamsterOfDeath removed from his ass after being called a fat ass online."
"His anal cavity was largely populated and overrun with EvilHamsterOfDeaths because someone called him fat online too many times."
"He had an EvilHamsterOfDeath removed from his ass after being called a fat ass online."
by Gunny_Snipes October 08, 2004
Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011