A wad of toilet paper or tissues drenched with semen. Usually destined to be flushed down the toilet.
I snuck from my room to the bathroom to get rid of the evidence.
by theforum.com March 29, 2004
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(n) A Mort Goldman-like entity whose logic and masculinity are often in question.
When familing to reach a decision about rescuing someone in trouble, Jim's friends called him an eVid.
by fstl October 26, 2008
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A random collection of assumptions, gossip, lies, hearsay and prejudice used by NHS investigations to persecute hard-working members of staff.
Hold on there nurse, we have evidence that you are a one-legged chicken strangler; you are suspended.
by RoadUK March 01, 2017
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just cus theres no evidence there of something doesnt exist doesnt mean theres no evidence that something is not there
coppa1:this Seriel killer didnt leave and clues!

coppa2:the absence of evidence is not the evidence of absence
coppa1:wat the fuck that mean man
coppa2just cus theres no evidence there of something doesnt exist doesnt mean theres no evidence that something is not there
by kayo2themic October 15, 2009
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1. The belongings left behind by person after a meaningful one night stand. Generally female in nature, but can go for man whores too. Women mostly because should she actually like the guy may she want to have a reason to come back or may simply be marking her territory. If neither of those is the case, she is just an absent minded jezebel, who may be losing items at many different locations.

2. The bodily injuries incurred after a night of fornication...ie, hickies, scratches on back, bite marks, rug burn on the knees, bruised forehead, etc. Usually unwanted by the said defendant, as they will be questioned by the significant other, or just the other usuals who are unaware of multiple whoriffic activities.
That girl I left the club with last night, she left her bra, jacket, and earrings at my place. I need to get rid of the "whorensic evidence" before my parents get here.

Man, I think I'm gonna have to start a lost and found box for all this "whorensic evidence."
by Mr. Nick Pappagorgio February 18, 2009
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