Stinking toilet of the Midlands that Shakespeare once passed through on his way to London or something. Known by it's inhabitants as 'The vale of Evesham' to somehow bestow upon it an air of class. (FAIL).

The typical 'Evesham female' has a combination of webbed feet, a slight brummie accent, and poor personal hygiene. Their uglyness is a genetic flaw thought to result from centuries of in-breeding, beastiality and ingestion of Worcester Sauce. Easily tempted into sex for the price of roughly 3 pints of ale.

The elusive and seldom seen 'Evesham male' is a rare sight indeed. Often only seen in dole queues, pubs, or fishing on the banks of the river Avon... anywhere but actually working/contributing to society really. He is afflicted with severe retardation, equally poor hygiene and has (on average) the lowest IQ in Western Europe.

Of those aged 16–74 in Evesham, 57.5% had no academic qualifications or one General Certificate of Secondary Education (GCSE). This nugget of info came from the 2001 National Cencus (god bless the internets <3) and really brings to light the 'special' nature of this waste of fucking real-estate.

When told of his need to pass through Evesham on his way to London Shakespeare is reported to have exclaimed: "Evesham ya cunt? Can ye not go around the bastard?! I fuckin hate Eveshite me!" - And thus the name 'Eveshite' was born. A name the townsfolk have come to love and cherish for the past 400 years.

A moment that is generally agreed to have had a significant influence on pop culture and everyday life. While the term was coined by Rose McGowan in context of the #MeToo movement, and is mostly associated with the K-pop community, the phenomenon is universal and a basic component of how culture works.

Real world events such as social/political movements, the election of a new U.S. President, major catastrophes and disasters, as well as entertainment such as movies, music and TV, can all function as cultural resets. Notable cultural resets in relatively recent memory include:

* The Beatles appearing on the Ed Sullivan show in 1964
* The Watergate scandal of 1974
* The release of Nevermind by Nirvana in 1991
* The September 11, 2001 attacks
* The election and inauguration of Barack Obama in 2009
* The COVID-19 pandemic

Once a quiet historic town with regular visits from royalty and host of the final battle of crusader Simon de Montfort, Eveshams civilisation has changed dramatically. It now mainly consists of inbred Gypsies robbing "SCRAP METAL/IRON", packs of Chavs (usually consisting of 10-30) starting on the elderly, 'fake' people following a hypodermic cycle from society leaders bitching and dumping their own friends and wearing gay clothes. Also Port Street and surrounding areas has a mass population of Polish people, who drink from the early hours in small groups by the river Avon, and look for people to fight and rape when Night time arrives.

All these people congregate usually on a Friday/Saturday in the UK's official 2nd worst nightclub Marilyn's (Mazza's)

Of course there are a few normal people who don't partcipate in any of the above but when out of the town are stereotyped into the Evesham fish net.

So if you're thinking of moving or visiting here, don't bother.

The town that holds the most chavs in the whole of England in our day and era.
Evesham holds many youths that consistently loiter around McDonalds and has such a lack of coloured people that it’s almost as if you’ve seen Jesus or a paranormal entity when you find one.