by higgs broson March 15, 2010
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1.)Someone or something doing everything in his power to prevent someone from making a living.
2.)J.B. Pritzker
2.)J.B. Pritzker
I'd love to open up my business and support my family but J.B. Pritzker is an everlasting jobstopper.
by PissedOffIllinoisan May 21, 2020
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A gay book about the Tuck family drinking from a spring filled with water that makes you live forever. It has way too many similes, metaphors, personifacatins, and analogies. It never seems to get to just the point. The worst book I ever read.
by Matthew Broderick May 10, 2006
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by BigBlackClock6969 September 21, 2015
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Ted Mosby, "Man, you won't understand what I mean. I met her yesterday at a bar and she looks so glommy."
Marshall Eriksen, "Stop being a fool. She's just another sad girl."
Ted Mosby, "Sad girl? She is such a everlasting girl! She winked at me and bought me a drink."
Marshall Eriksen, "If you say so..."
Marshall Eriksen, "Stop being a fool. She's just another sad girl."
Ted Mosby, "Sad girl? She is such a everlasting girl! She winked at me and bought me a drink."
Marshall Eriksen, "If you say so..."
by Exhaling August 25, 2021
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A woman with an oral fixation involving a man's penis, to a fault. Where in, your dick almost never leaves her mouth. She will suck it and suck it and suck it and will never tire...
"Last night my girlfriend gave me roadhead . After I finished, in her mouth, she sucked me dry till we got home; 3 hours later...She is totally The Everlasting Knobslobber!"
by Cjd1981#C.Kent August 31, 2017
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a person who either quits jobs or gets fired constantly; someone who cannot hold a job for whatever reason
Person 1: Where is Bob working?
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.
Person 2: He quit his job at the mall a while ago, and then I heard he was fired from Kroger.
Person 1: What an everlasting jobstopper!
Person 2: Seriously, I don't think he has held a job for more than a month.
by jpatt April 02, 2007
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