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Someone who's been constipated for days without relief.
Man, my tummy's achin' I got the ever givens.
by icehot1 March 26, 2021
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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A "Plus size" Turd that refuses to flush.
"FFS, Who's parked an Ever Given in the Suez again?
by Cody Curmudgeon March 27, 2021
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Stuck sideways in something, blocking it, in reference to the March 2021 incident in the Suez Canal.
I can't open the kitchen drawer because of this evergiven spatula.
by voidstar_au March 27, 2021
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A situation or object(s) that slows or fully halts an operation, that should have been preventable with common sense.
The situation is a total Ever-Given, we shouldn't have tried to us that canal when the boat is longer than the canal is wide.
by didipi249 March 26, 2021
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