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1. A man or woman who, upon meeting them, you know by instinct that you will have sex with.

2. Noticing the obvious attractive aspects of another, a sexually mature person can pinpoint a pubescent counterpart, and target them for potential intercourse.
1. John met a beautiful young woman while travelling, and to his companion mentioned "I'm gonna fuck that chick, eventuallay".

2. Trevor knew Emma Watson was an eventuallay in 2005 when she was 14! Some call it pedophilia, I call it genius.
by winnberg March 11, 2010
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Apr 27 Word of the Day
A horoscope so bad that it strikes fear into the heart of the reader, rendering them unable take action or make a decision on anything or to even leave the house. This is caused by a paralyzing fear that those actions or decisions may cause the predictions to come true.
After reading "There is a lot of uncertainty around financial transactions and investments right now, and the wrong decision could result in dire consequences" in his daily Horrorscope, Edward climbed back into bed, pulled the sheets over his head and remained there for the rest of the day.

Edward only had enough gas in his car to get to the gas station but was not sure if he had enough money in his account to pay for gas. His cell phone service had been cut off because his payments were in arrears, and since the only way he could be sure he had enough money (to pay for gas) would be to call the bank, he felt it best to hide in bed and hope his horoscope for tomorrow was more positive.
by Edward Albee Deavers April 28, 2011
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