by Zumana April 08, 2021
n. the moment, typically with a toddler or small child, where all manic energy has been expended and seconds remain before a tantrum or nap occurs
Kid: "No thank you. I'm too tired for candy."
Mom: "Oh my, you've reached your exhaustion event horizon. Let's get you to bed."
Mom: "Oh my, you've reached your exhaustion event horizon. Let's get you to bed."
by FoxHart October 19, 2010
by ZzWatermelonJuicezZOnYt June 11, 2019
My house was subject to a thermal event and was reduced to ashes. I didn't see it, so it must not have been a fire.
by coldandbothered November 17, 2010
When your significant other, unbeknownst to you, reveals to his/her friends that you have never made them orgasm.
Person 1:"Dude, did you know that Henry's girlfriend Yasmin did The Unfortunate Event?"
Person 2: "Holy shit! I would not want to be in his shoes right now."
Person 1: "Yeah, he must be really embarrassed. Didn't know that he was such a incompetent buffoon in bed."
Person 2: "Holy shit! I would not want to be in his shoes right now."
Person 1: "Yeah, he must be really embarrassed. Didn't know that he was such a incompetent buffoon in bed."
by xxxx1xxxxxxx March 02, 2021
Press 5 had an unexpected thermal event
Translation: shit went sideways and we had to call the fire department.
Translation: shit went sideways and we had to call the fire department.
by Mark Barker June 24, 2021
An event that is so unique, rare or unlikely that you know it will never happen again. unicorn, unique, rare, unlikely, lucky, luck
by joecoolthefool June 29, 2019