The local town whore will fuck anything that moves or that comes with a penis. Will switch up on you hellas, they look like pizzas and they use people to have a good time and don’t care about anyone but themselves. They also can’t fight so if you meet an eve you don’t like fight them you’ll win
Guy1:” did you hear about that girl that fucked 5 guys in one day and gave everyone herpes?”
Guy2:”it’s an eve watch out bro.”
Guy2:”it’s an eve watch out bro.”
by thebasicbadbitch April 24, 2019
The day before Christmas Eve Eve Eve, 4 days before Christmas. Usually any Eve's earlier than this time are unnecessary, and by this point you should have all gift shopping done. Otherwise you are doomed!
I'm glad I got all my shopping done before Christmas Eve Eve Eve Eve, it made things so much easier on everyone.
by Vinnymac567 December 27, 2010
the shortened version of saying "not even." this is used to save time saying the syllable. it is recommended to say it with nostrils flaring and eyes wide open to give more intensity
sexy boii: "bro i heard you sex with my sister! wassup with that man?!"
honest human creature: "not eves! i would NEVER do that to a true homie."
sexy boii: "woo thanks!"
honest human creature: "not eves! i would NEVER do that to a true homie."
sexy boii: "woo thanks!"
by DrMangoes November 23, 2012
a INCREDIBLY smart and beautiful girl who attracts many guys. she doesnt have much self esteem about the way she looks but still is the prettiest girl in the room. shes hilarious and is fun to be a round. shes very caring and unders she's trustworthy. she's innocent and is a good role model, shes down to earth and works hard for things in life. she likes to hang out with friends and just have a good time. Evelys are the prettiest and most beautiful girls and the best girlfriends.
Evely the prettiest
by ,stevern101, December 4, 2019
This is 3 days before Christmas Day, the 22nd of December, and your last chance of doing any worthwhile christmas shopping before the last minute crowds become suffocating
by Grieva December 28, 2010
Scott: "I couldn't get to sleep last night because Matt & Jenny were having EVS."
Ivan: "Sucks bro"
Boston: Had EVS last night"
Cole: "cap."
Ivan: "Sucks bro"
Boston: Had EVS last night"
Cole: "cap."
by Da House December 4, 2020
Ev is adorable
by YouHaveNoReasonForKnowing August 23, 2017