A retarded fag that has anal sex with his dog.
It's not okay to be an Evan Reed even though you can't get a girl
by Yaboiii555 August 24, 2019
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An example of a man, who stutters to mask the sound of his soul dying.
Hey Bro, you're really pulling an Evan Rees-Weideman
by Evan Rees-Weideman December 12, 2019
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A prick an asshole who fucks hoes and gets money
Evan rice fucked both of my sisters and when I confronted him he shot me in the leg.
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Evan seklecki, this man is practically is god. He is the face of the northeast philly if not all of Philly. He got the coldest ice around his neck. He’s the bro no bap
Person 1: do you know the god himself, Evan seklecki?

Person 2: hell yeah. He’s a beast no bap.

Person 1: yeah doe
by Evanisagod September 02, 2019
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