Huge penis always there for his people and grabs them by the butt pussy
Girl 1: Evan has a massive dick
Girl 2: He grabbed me by the buttpussy
by ATYYYYYYYYYYYYY March 20, 2018
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A strong man that is on the path to being very successful. That guy that you just know he has had sex with the girl of his choice. All the women want to be with him and all the guys want to be him.
He is such a great evan.
by ehrhs06 May 03, 2008
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Evan - The sexiest man name ever invented, because in 2 syllables, you have "E" (a common party drug), and "Van" (a common fuck spot). Definitely a sexy name all around.
"That guy from the bar last night was a COMPLETE evan. I gave him my real number"
by Evan W Sullivan January 29, 2007
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A guy who loves you for you hes sweet kind thinks about you all the time text you all the time never wants to leave you protective over you cause he knows you one ina million and that he cant find anyone like you hes a sports guy which makes him extra cuter and hes just an amazing guy and your an amazing girl to be able to have him
by Makayla😘😘 March 18, 2015
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Just so happens to be the sexiest man alive! he's the awesomest guy in the whole world, i mean, i if i was lucky enough to touch him, maybe his sexiness would rub off onto me... damn im soo jealous
name1- HI name2! wow, you look positively Evan! I LOVE YOU!

name2- I know, i know, but i have a girlfriend... nice try though

name1- *runs away and cries in a corner*
by undecided_so_far September 05, 2008
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Without a doubt the coolest person in the world. Incredibly sexy, awesome hair, smells great, super friendly, and awesome. He is the man you want to meet and you can find him on myspace. Evan loves everyone.
Girl 1: " So describe what he was like!"
Girl 2: " He was so Evan, it was amazing."
by evan973nj June 24, 2009
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Evan is an awesome friend. He has amazing music taste and is a genius. He will always be there when you need him. Amazing to talk to. Thinks he isn't as amazing as everyone says, but he is! WITH ABSOLUTELY GORGEOUS EYES.
Josie: Woah. Look at those eyes.
Evan: I know right *flips hair*
Josie: *faints*
Evan: *skips away clicking heels*
by Jo-Z March 07, 2014
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