Asshole musician, he thinks he's a hermit with deep ideas. Thinks getting a catheter is traumatic. The only thing that will be remembered when he's dead and buried is the fact some weird kid drew comics about him in highschool to disparage him and his shitty garage band. Oh and he ran for homecoming king for some reason and probably got the least amount of votes.
"If you think Evan Travis' talks big, you should see his ego." ~Everyone in the Band room
by The Real Dillon January 19, 2019
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The douchest man alive.
Wears douchy glasses.
Wears collared shirt and khakis.
by Steven2210 December 17, 2017
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A person who exists to exist he is a non human creature and will be place permantly in 8th grade
Man I hate how Evan Zarbo he is
by CryoDead October 08, 2019
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A fucking gorgeous sophomore from Damonte Ranch high school she’s fucking perfect and Brett Adams is in love with her
Tatum Evans is such a snack
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t-cake evans or as he is know as (t-cake) is a tall slim boy who has a very bad temper, he can usually be seen at kings Park in Stirling wearing skinny jeans all the time and roaming around anywhere and everywhere. Usually has a pack of fags and his trusty vape
"T-cake evans do you have a fag i could get"
by platoon member 2 nigmraptor January 08, 2021
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