Urban Dictionary: Evane

evan siwik

A chunky bearded man, who enjoys wear jeans all year round, drinks the occasional fifth of dark liquor & likes his women with a mean bush.

Hey did you hear about evan siwik? He's been eating a lot of bushes lately

by bigfatcat123 August 19, 2017

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evan smith

the coolest, littlest, funniest person you will ever meet. Evan Smiths tend to be pretty hot and awesome, did I already say that?

"that is such an evan smith move," says person 1. "I know it was so lit and freakin awesome bruh,"

by urbandictonaryisreliable February 12, 2018

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Evans opinion

Straight factual perfection

Evan: she is fat

Person1: I agree
Person2: I agree

Person3: I agree
Person4: I agree
Everyone at the same time: Evans opinion is spot on, your so cool Evan, thank you so much Evan

by Iffycreator October 30, 2019

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Evan Stockman

Just a very sexy man

Geez that Evan Stockman guy is super hot

by GreenLanternMan August 15, 2021

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evan stromberger

a huge lesbian fag who has a big cock.

stephanie: ur evan stromberger is bigger than his.
n: i know

by asdfghjkl12345678 July 08, 2009

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evan thompson

alcoholic

me : hey, you're an evan thompson
them: i know ive dranki 800 bottle of bud lite in 3 days

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evan tilton

A very hot guy that everyone likes!! He is Sexy!!Always taken by a girl!!

Evan Tilton is so hot

by Haha you thought December 11, 2016

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