named after the little-known celebrity, Evan Hill. contrary to other definitions of The Evan, it describes something very strange that you or anyone else has done.
by thehungryturtle June 11, 2009
named after the little-known celebrity Evan Hill, this is best described as a way of life. to perform The Evan you must live life as a complete asshole while still maintaining or even gaining the respect of those who you humiliate.
bob: dude, you were a total dick at that party last night.
rob: yeah, i pulled The Evan though.
bob: hows that?
rob: i got invited to another party and walked out of there with four phone numbers.
rob: yeah, i pulled The Evan though.
bob: hows that?
rob: i got invited to another party and walked out of there with four phone numbers.
by alk3Evan June 02, 2009
Evan is a very nice, caring person. He's literally the best and lots of people love him. I hope that he's somewhere now searching this up and he sees it and making his day.
I love you Evan <3
I love you Evan <3
by ionlyhaveeyesforhimandhimonly December 31, 2017
Evan is one of the best friends you will ever have. He is kind, funny, joyful, and loving. Evans are pretty smart, but they can sometimes act like a know-it-all. He is one of the most hilarious and fun people you will ever meet, and he can always make you laugh, even if you are nowhere near him. Though he may seem weird to people who don’t know him, his close friends know that he is complety insane, but it’s great. It is so fun to be around an Evan. Evan is a friend that will always be there for you no matter what. If you have the blessing of being friends with an Evan, never let him go.
by LazyTaco17 March 29, 2018
Someone who has a beautiful, precious, and caring heart. He is so extremely handsome and can make you easily fall in love with his beautiful eyes, and big smile. When you hug him you immediately feel safe and at home. He makes love the greatest feeling in the world, and never fails to make someone happy. He is the most loving, selfless, kind-hearted, caring, and respectful guy anyone would be lucky enough to know let alone love. This is the type of guy you’d want to be your boyfriend for he has the most respect and shows you off like your his most prized possession. He is inspiring, and strong and unbelievably perfect. Anyone would be lucky enough to know an evan, but if you are able to fall in love with one... get ready for the greatest experience of your life in the most positive and happiest way.
by IloveEvanCC September 27, 2018
loves me for me
always cheers me up
sees beauty in what i call flaws
loves me unconditionally
has a way of making me see the positive in negative things
doesn't pressure me
he doesn't lie
he won't cheat on me
he only wants to be w/ me....i'm his irreplaceable
smart
funny
sarcastic...in the good way
silly
ambitious//wants something out of life
hardworking
trustworthy
responsible
loves to look good//cares about his appearance
confident but far from cockyy
athletic ((major plus))
taller than me
makes me laugh and smile randomly
i love his random i love yous
he can tell me he loves me a bajillion times in a row and i wont get tired of it....b/c it just makes me understand how deep our love for each is even more
i could go on forever so i'll end it here
always cheers me up
sees beauty in what i call flaws
loves me unconditionally
has a way of making me see the positive in negative things
doesn't pressure me
he doesn't lie
he won't cheat on me
he only wants to be w/ me....i'm his irreplaceable
smart
funny
sarcastic...in the good way
silly
ambitious//wants something out of life
hardworking
trustworthy
responsible
loves to look good//cares about his appearance
confident but far from cockyy
athletic ((major plus))
taller than me
makes me laugh and smile randomly
i love his random i love yous
he can tell me he loves me a bajillion times in a row and i wont get tired of it....b/c it just makes me understand how deep our love for each is even more
i could go on forever so i'll end it here
Evan(: someone confident, knows what he wants & who he wants to be. someone who knows his life goals & ambitions, & works hard to get where to get there. someone funny, chill, caring, sweet. knows what's okay to do & what's not okay to do: meaning he knows where the limits are to whatever (play fights, etc.) & knows to never cross those limits. someone who doesn't lash out with anger so much that they have to use they're fists. someone who I can have a million of adventures with. someone who I can just make fun of & will know i'm just kidding & doesn't take it to heart. i don't want a perfect relationship; i need a couple of fights:) . someone who isn't afraid to try new things, someone honest but not harsh, someone i can have deep and meaningful conversations with. someone i know who will be there when everything goes wrong & all i need is a hug & to hear 'everythings going to be alright' . someone that isn't afraid to say 'that's her' to his guy friends. someone i can trust. someone i can have the time of my life with at home doing nothing.
by TEASETORREY January 07, 2012
adj./adv.
1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart
noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does
verb
1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart
noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does
verb
1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
adj./adv.
"That stunt is so evan."
"Man: I am as straight as is humanly or even not humanly possible, but that dude is pretty evanly. Multiple Women: We agree."
"That evan nerd aced the test."
"Kobe Bryant dunked that ball evanly."
noun
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by an evan."
"Man! Stupid evan here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"
verb
"Loser: Dude...I am ashamed past reason. You evaned me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: Yes. Yes, you may."
"Jesus evaned those Romans."
"That stunt is so evan."
"Man: I am as straight as is humanly or even not humanly possible, but that dude is pretty evanly. Multiple Women: We agree."
"That evan nerd aced the test."
"Kobe Bryant dunked that ball evanly."
noun
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by an evan."
"Man! Stupid evan here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"
verb
"Loser: Dude...I am ashamed past reason. You evaned me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: Yes. Yes, you may."
"Jesus evaned those Romans."
by One Who Is Awesome Beyond Contemplation October 27, 2007