Urban Dictionary: Evan

A caring boy who likes to play video games and only likes you for you. He is a virgin and doesn’t feel like changing that anytime soon. He will want to know you honestly.

Girl 1- “ Save a horse, ride....”
Girl 2- “an Evan....”

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To be one of the most annoying bitches. Evan tends to think he’s funny even though his jokes come off as cringe. The correct response to an evan is to tell him to stfu.

“Hey is that a garbage can?”

“Nope thats just evan”

“Oh no stfu evan”

by moony.moon.moon October 06, 2020

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To be the most annoying mf of all time. Evan likes to think he’s funny even though all his jokes come off as cringe.

“Hey is that a garbage can?”

“Nope thats just evan”

by moony.moon.moon October 06, 2020

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Someone everyone loves. He attracts everyone. Everyone wants him, but unfortunately for the 699,999,999,999 other humans, he’s all mine ❤️❤️❤️ Evan, I love you baby!

Evan is soooooooooo smexy

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The best person in the world better than Mir :)

Evan is better than Mir

by Definitely not worse than Mir April 20, 2021

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