A character on the show "Good Times." Also another name for rapper Jay-Z due to his striking resemblance to this character.
"J.J. Evans gettin' gunned up and clapped quick." -Nas, "Ether" (a Jay-Z diss track)

By getting with Beyonce, J.J. Evans gave new hope to all the jacked up looking dudes out there hoping to someday score hot-ass tail.
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A special Halo kill where a third party waits for two opponents to be in heavy battle and for sheilds to be down, and then kills both of them and gets a double kill. This Kill was named after Evan, because he is notorious for this cheap kill.
WTF man i almost had him and you came in and killed us both! ..and then drove under a transport truck! ...such an evan kill.
by WaffleFries January 08, 2008
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Evan Peters is the hottest man on the planet. He is of belonging to me.
Madi: Evan Peters is mine.

Morgyn: He is obviously mine.

(Evan Peters belongs to Morgyn)
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v.n.adj.Over the top, beast mode, asshole ripping awsomeness
To be brutally ass raped.
Shut up or I will Rich Evans your ass with this bottle!
by Jafakin December 11, 2007
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A male who is in complete DENIAL that he is homosexual, EVEN though there is irrefutable evidence to the contrary.

Derives from the words DENIAL and EVEN.
I've known this guy for 5 years, he has always stated he is straight... He holds his body like a gay, he talks like a gay, sometimes he shrieks and he shows great care to his appearance...last week he was seen out holding hands with a guy... he still maintains he is straight... he's a Daniel Evans!
by Karen21 September 17, 2011
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ohmagawsh alex evans (also known as alex heartbreaker) is a toatally hot guy.
Sometimes used to replace the word 'hot' or 'cool' or 'emo.'
Also owns famous clothing line and got fame and possibly fortune with his beautful blue eyes and awesome puffle hair :D
'OMG that hair is soo alex evans."
"Your eyes are alex evans"
by mysterious person January 27, 2008
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