Jul 31 Word of the Day
(noun) A person who sits on the front porch and intimidates, says negative things, or otherwise makes things unpleasant for those nearby.
The boys walked past the house of old man Thompson, the neighborhood porch dick, who always assumed they were up to no good.
by bigweaseldaddy March 08, 2015
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Evan is one of the best friends you will ever have. He is kind, funny, joyful, and loving. Evans are pretty smart, but they can sometimes act like a know-it-all. He is one of the most hilarious and fun people you will ever meet, and he can always make you laugh, even if you are nowhere near him. Though he may seem weird to people who don’t know him, his close friends know that he is complety insane, but it’s great. It is so fun to be around an Evan. Evan is a friend that will always be there for you no matter what. If you have the blessing of being friends with an Evan, never let him go.
by LazyTaco17 March 29, 2018
3
Someone who has a beautiful, precious, and caring heart. He is so extremely handsome and can make you easily fall in love with his beautiful eyes, and big smile. When you hug him you immediately feel safe and at home. He makes love the greatest feeling in the world, and never fails to make someone happy. He is the most loving, selfless, kind-hearted, caring, and respectful guy anyone would be lucky enough to know let alone love. This is the type of guy you’d want to be your boyfriend for he has the most respect and shows you off like your his most prized possession. He is inspiring, and strong and unbelievably perfect. Anyone would be lucky enough to know an evan, but if you are able to fall in love with one... get ready for the greatest experience of your life in the most positive and happiest way.
by IloveEvanCC September 27, 2018
4
adj./adv.
1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart
noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does
verb
1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
1. to be awesome beyond contemplation 2. to be so good looking that one is attractive to every female present and at least one guy present 3. to be incredibly smart
noun
1. one who is awesome beyond contemplation (not to be confused with one who is "pious beyond reason") 2. one who pwns in all that he/she does
verb
1. to pwn someone so badly the pwned begs to "take it in the face" 2. to win at a competetion so completely that the loser is glad to have lost 3. to commit an act of awesome or divine magnitude
adj./adv.
"That stunt is so evan."
"Man: I am as straight as is humanly or even not humanly possible, but that dude is pretty evanly. Multiple Women: We agree."
"That evan nerd aced the test."
"Kobe Bryant dunked that ball evanly."
noun
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by an evan."
"Man! Stupid evan here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"
verb
"Loser: Dude...I am ashamed past reason. You evaned me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: Yes. Yes, you may."
"Jesus evaned those Romans."
"That stunt is so evan."
"Man: I am as straight as is humanly or even not humanly possible, but that dude is pretty evanly. Multiple Women: We agree."
"That evan nerd aced the test."
"Kobe Bryant dunked that ball evanly."
noun
"The world's greatest person was beaten in karate death combat by an evan."
"Man! Stupid evan here won in incredible fashion at chinese chess again!"
verb
"Loser: Dude...I am ashamed past reason. You evaned me. May I take it in the face? Humble Victor: Yes. Yes, you may."
"Jesus evaned those Romans."
by One Who Is Awesome Beyond Contemplation October 27, 2007
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1. makes the everything seem good, safe,hopefull and happy when you hug him. 2. has the most sincere, hearmelting, lovable smile and laugh. 3. the guy you can alwayse call when you need help. 4. the most honest and caring person ever. 5. the man who will ruin all other men for you. 6. the most truly humble sex god on earth. 7. just being around him will make you remember when the world was a good place.
1 "you know who i called when i thought i was dying? evan"
2 "i can't do this with you, im still in love with evan"
3 "evan, i think i love you"
2 "i can't do this with you, im still in love with evan"
3 "evan, i think i love you"
by ledzep_cry July 12, 2009
6
Evan is a type of guy that is super caring and is willing to do anything for a girl. Even if he is not your type; He is willing to change. He is the type of guy that holds his teddy bear at night and pretends it a girl. He will do anything to please a girl and treat her like a queen. Evan is truly a one of a kind guy that you will never find again. If you ever find an Evan make sure you treasure him. He might be odd or unusual but at the end of the day he a guy that wants to love you.
by Secluded May 15, 2019