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Eva-Maria is an amazing person. She has a perfect body and shes beautiful in her own way. If you have an Eva-Maria as an friend, you are lucky. She will open up herself soon. She will make you louth and you will have some amazing time together! Dont EVER looser her. Shes one of the best persons alive.

And now a german sentence for my own Eva-Maria: Ich bin unglaublich froh, dich als meine Freundin zu haben. Du hast mich sehr oft zum lachen gebtacht! :) Fals du das mal ließt, es ist der 31. Mai 2020, ein Sonntag. Wir (Jasmin, Alina, Du und Ich) waren gestern Pfingstlucken. Wir haben Häuser mit Klopapier umhüllt und heute haben wir bis 10:00 geschlafen!

War mega lustig!

Hab dich lieb! <3
Viel Glück mit den Collin! 😂
Alina: Wow! Is this Eva-Maria?
Jasmin: Yes. She has the most beautiful body and style on the earth.
Elisabeth: Yap, thats true.

Hab euch alle lieb:)))
by Elisabeth :) May 31, 2020
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Eva Maria is the most hardworking and loyal friend anyone could ask for! Her fashion sense is great and so is her Netflix taste, Eva Maria always stands up for her friends and loves going to MCDonald’s with you if you have an Eva Maria in your life you better treasure her cause if you don’t you will lose the best friend and or girlfriend ever! If you have a girlfriend named Eva Maria don’t forget to pack that extra hoodie if you don’t then she’ll just steal the one you are wearing and it might be cute and all but she probably won’t give it back. Treasure and love your friends especially if their name is Eva Maria.
Tom: Who's that?

Alex: Thats Eva Maria

Tom: I wish she was my girlfriend..

Alex: I know Tom, every guy in our school wishes that as well.
by Klirrson September 14, 2019
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A polite, famous and athletic girl with giant footballs as boobs, with the name Eva and Maria. She always wants you to talk to her boobs otherwise she's gonna smack your face with them and you will cry the whole night. She'll not talk to you until you say to her boobs that you're sorry. Eva-Maria loves cucumbers and carrots.... ooh and bananas too.

Her skin color is orange because she ate that much carrots.
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by oniloppip November 22, 2016
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