Boyfriend(living in some other continent than europe) takes a vacation in Europe for 2 weeks and shuts off his cellphone, doesn't read his emails and is in all ways unreachable.
If, during this time, his girlfriend goes batshit crazy, cheats on him, dumps him or in any other way shows weak psychological fitness because she in some weird way didn't know about the trip...she's not worthy to be a girlfriend.

The part of Europe that has not payed debts! Mostly Greek joke Because they are too poor. Although that is mostly a stereotype/misconception. They have good food though, and many tourists come from all over the world.

Means that europe rules and that will forever rule. Screw stupid brainless fat americans!

The sound made when throwing up (vomiting), especially when bent over a toilet bowl. NB: the word is onomatopaeic.

I think Dracula lives here. I don't know anything else about this place.

a phrase formed to generalize no-talent-assclowns who specifically state they have travelled. either on a resume, simply as its own bullet-point, or in conversation when the topic is irrelevant.

(Born from the 'I'm on a boat' meme)