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A vaguely sexual act involving a chair and a stealthy assault to the victim's buttocks.
Donny straddled the chair in order to euker John from behind who leaned over in his seat.

You just eukered my bunghole, dude!!
by PBC Boyz June 22, 2011
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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