Eugtucky is a town with it's fair share of blue tarps and old rusty cars used as lawn and street ornaments. Amazingly it has a pretty good network of bike paths, as does Springtucky. In true hick form, the vast majority drive their cars or pickemup trucks everyday, for every trip unless they're walking their dog, which is frequently a pitbull.

Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”