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Noun. A state of drunken stupor, so much so that the person cannot properly type anymore.

Adjective form: Etucjed.
Don't drink too much, you're going to be etucjed tomorrow morning and you still have an essay to write!

It's no use to make sense of her texts right now, she's clearly in a state of etucj, just call her.
by sio_n June 30, 2021
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(noun) A successful type of theft which results in an acceptable, impressive and rewarding payday for the protagonist.
Last night, hit a good lick. I brought home three figures easy for about two hours worth of my time. Not too bad I don't think.
by Nikki Stixx January 18, 2021
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