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The most caring guy you’ll ever know. He’s so lovely and open minded!
An Etrit doesn’t have a lot of friends and it’s not a famous person but he cares for a stranger equally to the care he shows for his best friends. An Etrit is a person who is affected by the past but headed towards the future! He’s usually a smart person who got smarter by his life experiences.

About his appearance, an etrit is more cute than handsome but also has a masculine charm inside and out, especially in his actions!

They’re trustworthy and friends that you should never lose, if you ever fall in love with an etrit, tell them right away because they might like you back!
An Etrit doesn’t judge a book by it’s cover, they’re far more deep than that and a very mysterious person yet to discover!

An Etrit is a treasure to this universe, so Universe please don’t lose Etrit!
Roses are red and universe is infinite, I didn’t know what perfect was until I met Etrit!

He achieved so much success, he must be an Etrit!

Etrit Illyrian King.
by Alwaysthecorrectone March 08, 2020
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Etrit is a very kind,sexy,cheerful,lovely and caring person.He has guts,and he likes to take risks.He wants to help others desperately.He loves his family and friends very much.He's very sexy and every girl wants to have him because he got the full package!
#girl 1: Would you love to have sex with Etrit?
#girl 2: Oh ofc.I heard he hungs like a horse!
#girl 1 & girl 2: Let's go and have sex with him.
by Pseudourbanodictionario December 29, 2016
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