Ethnic identity disorder is a conflict between a person's actual physical ethnicity and the one they actually identify him or herself as. For example, a person identified as a white suburbanite may actually feel and act like an inner city black kid.

It’s an acronym standing for Can’t Remember A Fucking Thing. It’s usually used to describe embarrassment at being unable to remember someone (CRAFT moment); going onstage as the lead in the latest theatrical performance and your mind goes completely blank (CRAFT situation); the next morning after a night when you got pissed as a fart and woke up in bed cuddling a traffic cone and a string of fairy lights wound round your prick.