I was a fugitive for 5 years in the Saharan desert and I was saved by the moisture god himself. The good people at the Ethanolist Church inspired me to join Ethanolism. I am currently an owner of a multi-million dollar corporation of bottled ethanol.
by TheEthanolistChurch March 12, 2021
by Woodbilly June 19, 2009
by HeavyD2 March 27, 2009
any especially green person, determined to save the world, who impresses their beliefs upon others, especially with violence
Sally became such an ethanolic after watching an Inconvienient Truth; she hit me when I didn't recycle a bottle!
by Michael Marx November 19, 2007
the next big scam being cooked up by the oil and gas industries. because it's a biofuel it requires huge amounts of farmland to produce a small amount of fuel, which means it will continue to rape the earth while raising the price of food, making the problem of world hunger and climate change unimaginably worse.
by terra_x May 19, 2007
by A-A Team November 15, 2016
Apparently most big oil and car companies think that it is perfectly moral to use up the earths shrinking farmland to turn corn into gas to drive their big ass Hummers, SUVs and to fuel their smart bombs to vaporize people in the middle east. While that same farmland can be used to feed some of the 1.2 billion people living in absolute poverty.
by mAgik bUS September 15, 2006