A real man who drinks pure ethanol.
"Real men drink pure ethanol" - Complex

Emile: Aren't you an alocoholic?
Complex: Nah, real men drink pure ethanol. I am an ethanolic.
Emile: Cool story bro.
by PointZ3RO December 3, 2011
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noun.
Unsustainable, government-subsidized, food burning
"I use ethanol in my Volvo XC90 (SUV) because ethanol takes more energy to produce than it yields and it's bad for my engine! Additionally, it takes food off peoples' tables and drives up the price of corn, which in turn, perpetuates world hunger and starvation."
by Dave Robber October 9, 2018
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A fat oxygen wasting child touching thick af donkey looked crusty old crippled wrinkley cunt.
Go away you Ethanol Make
by Ethan Marchi January 5, 2017
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Pro noun: Pc version of addressing an alcoholic, hooch guzzler or mother fucking Ghostbuster

Since everything else is politically correct
Are you an alcoholic.
No I'm ethanol challenged
by Plumbsavvy May 17, 2019
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A malady affecting fanatics of the Nebraska Cornhuskers causing a deliriously overwhelming state of self worth while clouding the brain into thinking a person with corn on his head looks cool rather than foolish.
First coined by Gregg P., an emailer to the brilliant LA Times, Page 2 sports columnist TJ Simers on 8/16/2007
The original quote as it appeared:
"Wearing the corn-cob hat over time creates a condition now known as 'ethanol-head' whereby the resultant fumes coagulate at the pineal gland resulting in a victim's desire to live in delusional seclusion with visions of pigskin grandeur -- to the detriment of their offspring, who's scarred DNA will forever pass down this mutant red gene......"
by Gregg P October 8, 2007
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This is what Oxford and Cambridge Candidates call a beer bong
May I take part in downing a hearty pint of ale in your Ethanol Consumption Unit
by Fwaaanks June 8, 2011
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Oh look. Is it a ethanol? Or is it a seaweed?

Nah, it is both.

Mix some Ethanol with Seaweed and chant lizard come to me and you will summon the smartest creature on earth.
Boy 1: I am gonna drink do the Ethanol Seaweed.

Boy 2: Go choke on a dick.
by Lizard 🦎 November 14, 2020
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