A polite term for shoving a lubricated probe into the Earth's hole to release gas.

The nicest person out there, it is easy to become friends with him. He is the type of person who would do anything to make the people he cares about happy. Words to describe him: smart, generous, caring, kind, cute :), talented, and funny. He is a complete sweetheart and can't stay mad at someone for more than 30 seconds. He is literally flawless and can make the perfect friend, or something even more. Once you meet an Ethan, you'll never want to let him go. Once he leaves, it may be hard for him to come back.

The kind of guy any girl would be lucky to have. He's not always the center of attention, but he doesn't mind. He has his secrets, and he keeps to himself a lot. But once you get to know him, he's one of the best people you'll ever meet. Sensitive, sweet, and absolutely hilarious. Insecure at times, but an extremely intelligent guy. Might be looked at as a nerd from an outside view, but from an inside view he's not so easily labelled. Closest thing to perfect a guy can be.

Your crazy friend who everyone thinks is gay.He joked around a lot and can sometimes go to far.Even though you feel like he never shuts up he is very loyal and can keep a secret.

The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. He will make a huge impact on your life, and you will never forget him. He is absolutely gorgeous, and has the hottest smile. He makes you laugh. Alot. But, don't be fooled, you will need to understand him, or else the B A N T E R may seem like he's being a cock. Once you get past that, you will become close to him. He will easily change your life. And you will love him more than anything. Oh, and one more thing, he is amazing at kissing.

ethan is one word with thousands of meanings. hes the sweetest guy youll ever meet! he is very talented and enjoys sports a lot. not to mention that hes a crackhead, but also has a very soft side. he can be your 3 am thoughts or maybe even lose his driver license cause of driving you insane by his perfection! trust me, its IMPOSSIBLE to not fall for him. his heart is made out of pure gold while his mind is pure beauty. he may be protective, possessive and very jealous sometimes, but hes cute as fuck no matter how he acts. angry? stupid? nope, cant change my mind. epitome of perfection; ethan. perhaps the best boyfriend ever.