The most amazing boy you'll ever meet. He will make a huge impact on your life, and you will never forget him. He is absolutely gorgeous, and has the hottest smile. He makes you laugh. Alot. But, don't be fooled, you will need to understand him, or else the B A N T E R may seem like he's being a cock. Once you get past that, you will become close to him. He will easily change your life. And you will love him more than anything. Oh, and one more thing, he is amazing at kissing.
Person 1: Dayum, did you see that guy? He's hot!
Person 2: Oh yeah, that's Ethan. he's a lad.
by AmandaNorgaard December 25, 2011
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Ethans are often thought to have abnormally large genitals.
Often 6x larger than males with small genitals which include males with the name Tanner, Isaac, and Aydan
The genitalia of Ethans is often thought of as a scientific wonder
Dang! She is one lucky girl, Her boyfriend is an Ethan.
by black102503 October 22, 2019
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Ethan is the most amazing guy you will ever meet. He is one of the sweetest and most caring people you will ever come across. He is very intelligent and kind, and it isn't hard to fall for him. You'll fall for him without even realizing it. He will be a massive impact in your life in a good way. He is someone you will never forget, and never want to lose. Losing him would feel as if someone ripped out your heart then and there. He is perfect in everyway possible and doesn't fail to make you smile. He is beautiful. He has a stunning smile, like no other. His eyes are as radiant as the sun and you can get lost in them. He is gorgeous, cute, silly, adorable, and loves to cuddle. He doesn't mind a night in, or sitting through a romantic chick flick as long as he is with you. He is also very sport and loves baseball. He's a country guy so he doesn't mind getting dirty (; He likes to fish and go muddin'. He makes you laugh until you cry, he is hilarious. He is the type of guy that every girl dreams for. Everyone will try to steal him but he'll love you no matter what. You'll worry about other ladies, even some men, stealing. Hes just that big of a catch. He is strong willed on the inside and out. He is courageous and adventurous and is very trust worthy. He will make you feel like you are in a dream most of the time because of how perfect he is, you will never forget him. He has a beautiful soul and if you have an Ethan don't let him go.
gorgeous, sexy, country, intelligent, funny, caring, kind, adventurous. ethan
by silverunicorn July 02, 2013
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The kind of guy to post a Harambe meme 10 years after it was relevant.
Anon: Oh hey Ethan got any dank memes for us?
Ethan: Sure thing bro take a look at this one it is LIT
by Ninja Maid June 22, 2017
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Usually a sweet, amazing, and loving guy who will always be there for his family and friends. Easy going, very athletic, strong yet kind and gentle. A guy any girl would love to spend their life with. btw he`s mine
Girl 1 "OMG, is that the new guy?"
Girl 2 "yea, totally an Ethan"
Girl 1 "sooo agreed, he`s mine!!"
by his girl94 April 10, 2011
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ethan is one word with thousands of meanings. hes the sweetest guy youll ever meet! he is very talented and enjoys sports a lot. not to mention that hes a crackhead, but also has a very soft side. he can be your 3 am thoughts or maybe even lose his driver license cause of driving you insane by his perfection! trust me, its IMPOSSIBLE to not fall for him. his heart is made out of pure gold while his mind is pure beauty. he may be protective, possessive and very jealous sometimes, but hes cute as fuck no matter how he acts. angry? stupid? nope, cant change my mind. epitome of perfection; ethan. perhaps the best boyfriend ever.
keyo: oh look, perfection is approaching us!

someone: you mean ethan?

keyo: yeah, man, shit i got a big fat crush on him
by ethan's stalker, keyo January 05, 2019
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