A man/boy of undefined sexuality who masturbates by rubbing his chote in thicc creamy lotion and rubbing against the nearest pine tree.

Anatidaephobia is defined as a pervasive, irrational fear that one is being watched by a duck. The anatidaephobic individual fears that no matter where they are or what they are doing, a duck watches.

Anatidaephobia is derived from the Greek word "anatidae", meaning ducks, geese or swans and "phobos" meaning fear.

The only man to possess the power to withstand the beauty of the glorious wings of chestnut hair.