A faggot who likes to eat booty but it’s always his own booty. This person smells like ramen mixed with a dry Indian fart and looks like a demented goat who got stung by a bee. Ethan has a toxic personality when he is with paired with a Derrick, Daniel, or any other name that starts with D. But without those people Ethan is usually calm and playing video games until he gets killed and then he goes ballistic and blames everything on his teammates.

(verb) to lead on, develop a strong connection with and have a person fall hard for you just to drop them 2 weeks to 2 months later, ending in devastation and heartbreak for only one

*bonus points if this process is repeated with the same person over and over again*

super sexy white guy cute funny charming and amazing. can be bestfriends with someone named grace or matthew. very caring and he will make stupid jokes like bless you my dick fell off or say sorry even when you didn’t do anything. but would be there for u even if he barely know the person.

#caring #lovable #funny

A stupid person that is nice but not right in the head and loves sophie. He is a good friend and is anoying with all his memes.