Eternal virginism is a title given to someone who has no personality, holds anti-LGBT values, and masterbates to Flo in progressive commercials.
You see that guy who has confederate flags on his car? He has Eternal Virginism in his blood.
by Birb with Wisdom June 11, 2020
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A jinx brought on by watching all three "Lord of the Rings" movies IN A ROW.
Common trait in those who are between the ages of 14 and 20 that still play Magic: the Gathering and watch Yu-Gi-Oh.
by Allison January 04, 2005
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a person damned to forever be a virgin, most likely a h4rdc0r3 1337 sp34k3r. or someone who spends 10+ hrs playing online and flaming other people.
p. 1: hey, what're ya doing?
p. 2: I'm playin some halo. been playing all today.
p. 1: you eternal virgin. i pity you.
* p. 1 has disconnected from the server.
by yrvijwsofhn April 07, 2010
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Someone who spends their extra money on 4 million cookies for their four millionth subscriber.
by Asikuu October 23, 2018
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