An OP, bad-ass, handsome genius who can do anything he wants once working for it. He usually is kind of a loner but has a lot friends but doesn't want to have that many. He doesn't like unwanted attention or being popular. Wants to have a successful, normal, peaceful life. He hates troublesome things, and or getting involved in them unnecessarily, even when he doesn't want to. He is an introvert most of the time, but if he wants to he can be an extrovert. Hes is often depicted as a mysterious person. He has incredible abilities in which all of them are unique and very useful. He is a friendly person, and very honest when it comes to sensitive things. He's someone you can count on, but its a big mistake to manipulate him or get on his bad side. He doesn't like to be violent but will if necessary and it'l be bad for whoever has to deal with him. A perfect guy, who all the pretty girls want and can help a friend without doing all or most of the work to get a girlfriend. He usually is single but goes out with a pretty girl that is very smart and special.
by Kiyotaka September 19, 2019
Ee Esteban he a chill as foo , he loves mobbin with the homies around watson.he is a professional joint roller .you can find that foo straight posted !
by 1watson4 October 16, 2019
A super awesome, caring and funny guy, who makes a great best friend, and is super easy to fall in love with, but for some reason, has very bad taste in girls. He is extremly hot, and many girls have a crush on him. He is often short (but sexy), has strong faith in God, and loves his mother. Alot.
by Kat7 November 24, 2010
He's quiet but but by far the most popular guy at school. Literally everyone loves him and even though girls flock to him he says "I'm waiting". He always just gives stuff away to friends to help them which makes him the most generous person ever. Esteban will always come through no matter what, there was a track race where his relay team was being crushed, Esteban wasn't even concerned, he just got the baton and all hell broke loose! He made the craziest comeback of all time and humiliated some of the best runners in the country. We make fun of him for choosing to practice instead of going out with friends but he doesn't care. Although he will always downplay his abilities, he has so much potential and is often underestimated big time, he will accomplish crazy feats of endurance such as marathons and triathlons without telling a single person unless they ask. He loves God and claims that its only through God that he has accomplished things. He wont ask for attention and may seem mysterious to most, but off of the track he is a simple, cool, loving guy who loves the Colorado outdoors. On the track he is a smoking hot, badass machine and probably a future Olympian. If you know an Esteban become his best friend(like me)or wife because a dude like this only comes around once every 10000 years.
Ps. I'm writing this to have people guess who I am writing about and Esteban doesn't know about this yet. He will claim to be mad and want to kill me, but that just means lunch is on him.
Ps. I'm writing this to have people guess who I am writing about and Esteban doesn't know about this yet. He will claim to be mad and want to kill me, but that just means lunch is on him.
Pretty Girl: Where's your cute friend?
Esteban's Friend: Oh Esteban? He said he was going to run a marathon real fast. Hell be back in like five minutes.
Hot girl: Wanna go eat somewhere Esteban?
Esteban: Do I know you?
Panicked civilians: Oh no he world is ending!!!
Calm civilian: Calm down Esteban is here.
Panicked civilians: Phew
Concerned man: There is a man laying on the ground over there at the track. He was throwing up and just collapsed. Is he ok? I think he just died.
Paramedic: Ha ha, its just Esteban. Sorry sir, he does that sometimes.
Esteban's Friend: Oh Esteban? He said he was going to run a marathon real fast. Hell be back in like five minutes.
Hot girl: Wanna go eat somewhere Esteban?
Esteban: Do I know you?
Panicked civilians: Oh no he world is ending!!!
Calm civilian: Calm down Esteban is here.
Panicked civilians: Phew
Concerned man: There is a man laying on the ground over there at the track. He was throwing up and just collapsed. Is he ok? I think he just died.
Paramedic: Ha ha, its just Esteban. Sorry sir, he does that sometimes.
by Abel carsauce October 22, 2020
A super-sexy hispanic alter ego that is present inside the whitest of white guys, and if released will grant that guy all the women he could want.
Jack: How did you score that chick?
Jack: How did you score that chick?
by Esteban Valasquez June 17, 2008
Esteban is used to describe one who is extremely sexy and bad ass. The hottest guy you can ever meet, hes hot, fine, and everything a girl can ask for. HES PERFECT! . And an Esteban dick is so big, it is more than likely known as a cockzilla!
Guy 1:Dude, have you seen Liz today?
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Esteban must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!!!!, Poor girl...
Guy 2:No, why?
Guy 3:She's walking like a penguin, Esteban must've gotten a hold of her!
Guy 4:Jesus Christ!!!!, Poor girl...
by mr.perfect193 April 13, 2011
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