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a small city in Michigan were there is two types of people hicks or people that think there strait from Compton or some shit and usually think there bad ass but really there dumber than a sack of dog shit. Also know as a shit hole.
-i stole that snickers and then smoked weed later that night bro it was awesome
-yea.....that's hard core dude.....to bad you grew up in Essexville and not Compton
by Big Willie 58 March 01, 2011
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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