A type of dance common amongst Essex clubbers. The knees are slightly bent down, the fist clenched lightly and the right or left arm is in an 'L' shape at the front of the body. The elbow moves back and forward in time with the music as if one was nudging someone infront of them.

Satan's creation of a TV Show.

Euphamism for Hot Oral Sex. Originally coined in Revenge of the Nerds part II.

This word has two meanings:

1. To be on one's own, friendless.
2. To want to marry someone.

This was defined especially for Rosie McCallum, she's cool :)

Inspired by the tendency of the typical Essex girl to drop her drawers at any given opportunity and therefore allowing them to rest around her ankles, this term refers to underwear of any type, although is mostly used in reference to thongs.

its a bit hard to explain but, the general rule is you put 'UVAG' in the middle of a syllable. Unless there is a noun next to the UVAG, then, you replace the 'U' with what ever noun is next to it.
For example, the 'C' in cat, is one syllable, so you would put Cuvag-at.. 'CAT' cuvag-at.
An example when using a noun, 'HELLO' hEVAGell-lUVAGo. :)

I think thats about it,
suvago uvagi wuvagill buvage uvagoff thuvagen.
buvag-ye buvag-ye.
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Whilst copulating with a bespectacled young woman, tell her you are about to cum on her face, at which point, to her dismay you pull out and unleash a stream of warm urine on to her face and after with the motion of a windscreen wiper, swipe your penis across her face.