Max: "Emil that guy looks like an Esser"
Emil: " Yeah he looks like he slurps semen on the regular"
by Whomst would've June 10, 2019
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A person who literally sounds like a snake, as in their 'S', 'SH', 'TH', and 'T's all sound like they have been amped up to the point of which your ears bleed.
person 1 "Mrs. Gunther, you know your an esser, right?"
Mrs. Gunther "Jesssssssssssssssssssssica I don'ts undersssssssssssssssssttssand whatttsss you are ttttsssrying tssso ssssssssay, butsss you need tssso gettsss back tsso your ssssssssssssssssseat and sssssshhhut up."
by I hate weaboos September 29, 2017
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when the girl surgically removed your balls and sews them to her forehead
by The Dirty Moss January 23, 2015
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