essay that is completed <2 hours before it is due, and still achieve a good grade

When you are doing an extremely boring essay, decide you have better things to do, and hit the print key without editing it.

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When you are extremely close to shitting your pants and the turd has already begun to sprout it can draw patterns in your pants when you walk. The resulting pattern can be likened to a chinese essay.

When one works really hard on an essay and it turns out to be total crap.

an alternate spelling for the new SAT, emphasizing its inclusion of the 25 min. essay into the writing assessment.