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v-An elaborate and swift kick to the gooch.

n-The Feeling you get when you draw the "Plum King" in Candy Land when you are so fucking close to winning.
"Dude, Jimmy got esocked last night. He almost went into a coma!"

Cornelius felt so esock when he punched a hole in the wall
by Mr. Pennyapple February 19, 2011
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Someone people turn to when they're sad who makes them feel better.
Dude, I was so unhappy about my girl, until I spoke to my serotonin donor who really helped me feel better
by jonfurstn1 November 27, 2009
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Coolest motha fucka alive. Great in bed, very attractive, and funny. Esocks are musicaly and artisticly talented.
Wow that guy is such an Esock

I wish i was an Esock

Did you see Esock last night? No? Damn.
by Sexy Beastman May 03, 2009
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