Urban Dictionary: Eskimo Pie

The circular, red mark that appears upon one's leg after the person's legs are crossed for a long time.

Crystal got an eskimo-pie from crossing her legs during the long assembly at school.

by Emily July 24, 2004

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breakup tactic which involves defecating on a plate and placing the feces in the freezer for the slut you want to break up with.

"you aren't goin to believe this but that bastard i was dating eskimo pied me...you know pinched a loaf on a plate and stuck it in my freezer...now all my ice tastes like poo."

by david March 03, 2005

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Taking someone's hood on their hooded shirt/jacket and pulling it over their head and face violently. Usually accompanied by the screaming of "Eskimo Pie!."

Gus: Well, that's gay.
Billy: WHAT?! ESKIMO PIE!!!!

by Eskimo Pie July 09, 2006

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1) A large or inflamed eyeball
2) The act of harpooning an innocent muskox

1) "Damn, bizzitch, Gremlin's got an eskimo pie! That infection's been makin' it grow like a bath toy."
2) Alvin the Sherpa was hunting for food, so he eskimo pied the huge ox. However, he only took part of the plunder.

by Gabriella March 29, 2003

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When two biological brothers cream pie the same hole during the same session.

"I've never slept with brothers before, are you guys down to Eskimo pie me?"

"This chick was such a freak that she asked me and my brother to Eskimo pie her ass."

by Schrodingersvagina February 28, 2017

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When a woman says she is cold and a man shits on her chest to keep her warm

Her: Baby, im cold
Him: Do you want an eskimo pie?
Her: oh yes please that will warm me up

by bigspence January 02, 2021

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