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A person whose otherwise healthy legs immediately cease to function upon hitting the surface of moving stairway.
Why won't that fricking escaplegic learn to stand on the LEFT of the escalator!
by stuandgravy July 17, 2008
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Sep 14 Word of the Day
Micro marriging is when your partner manages your personal day-to-day tasks with you much like a Micro Manager at work.
Wife: “Have you put the sheets out to dry and put the towels on?”
Husband: “Yes. You know I am a grown adult also used to live alone so you do not need to micro marrige me”
by Thomas Maddocks March 16, 2018
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