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A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing a poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of embarrassment.
If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter in the urinal, pretend you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee. It is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy. "Dude, I just let out an escapee!"
by HRL May 14, 2007
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The french fries at the bottom of the whole take out bag from a fast food restaurant. also called, bag fries
by SCRhollywood November 20, 2009
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As defined by NASA and escapee is a situation where a flash frozen turd escapes from the toilet in zero gravity.
Captian to mission control: An Escapee has been detected in lavatory 2. The new waste management system needs more testing.
by CaptinDoodie August 16, 2010
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A fart that slips out while taking a leak at the urinal or forcing poop in a stall. This is usually accompanied by a sudden wave of panic/embarrassment. This is similar to the hot flash you receive when passing a police car while speeding. If you release an escapee, do not acknowledge it. Pretend it did not happen. If you are standing next to the farter at the urinal, pretend that you did not hear it. No one likes an escapee; it is uncomfortable for all involved. Making a joke or laughing makes both parties feel uneasy.
by Pepinoantezana November 18, 2013