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Something we all crave, but can never truly find. The closest we can get to escape is lighting up some good weed and just trying to forget all our problems in this hell we call life, but still we can never truly find it
I'm gonna try to escape my problems with some good dope
by Blinkerrr February 09, 2015
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May 27 Word of the Day
The act of extreme masturbation. You must "knock one out" whilst in close proximity to any of the following; Your mum, a nun, your boss, a member of parliament, George Michael. A person with capabilities to act upon catching you mid self-abuse obvisouly ups the ante. Ejaculation must be reached before your danger wank target comes (no pun intended) to investigate. The higher the chances of being discovered with one's pants down, pulling one's war face is obviously where the danger comes from. The more danger involved the harder (or softer) it is to complete the task in hand (snigger). The more dangerous the better. The chance of being arrested, pummeled by an angry father or having your hand severed by an arab's sabre means that you are a pro "Danger wanker."
"I was in my bedroom and i shouted downstairs, "Mum there's call the police there's a madman with a set of steak knives hacking me to pieces!" As soon as I heard her scream, I dropped my trousers and commenced the danger wank. As I heard her stomp up the stairs I knew i had to be quick so i upped the pace, i heard her stumble on the top step, which bought me some time. Unfortunately for me I timed my finish badly. As my mum barged through the door armed with a rollign pin I chugged all over her. I spent the evening in A&E with concusion. Now thats what i call extreme DW"
by johnnynika May 30, 2006
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Any excuse you use to avoid having sex with a grenade.
Guy..."I just remembered I forgot the condoms."
Grenade..."OH okay I'll wait for you then."
Guy..."I"ll be back in 5 minutes."
*YA RIGHT*

"Otherwise start without me."
by Punkhead June 01, 2005
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its spelt like escape only different... ESCapey!
watch finding nemo dammit! 'eScapEy its spelt like escape only different'
by Bisk an Fuzz May 19, 2008
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The villa of one of the richest guy in Ruse - Sasho a.k.a. Kozichka a.k.a Vodalex.
There are many computers and its home to the Mighty Tolkata.
A:Where are you going?
Sasho: To play one in escape !
B: Again?!
by nqkavgotin February 07, 2020
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(es-c-ah-p-ayy)
A term used when one needs to flee an awkward or uncomfortable situation.
*In hushed tone* "I don't like this group, I will need to make an escapè

They quickley made an escapè

They esacpè-ed
by Socially_awkward_potato November 23, 2019
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