a) an average married male's (not just a politician's!!!!) drama-filled cast of multiple mistresses
b) (offensive): -for men- genital herpes as a result of having had too many sex partners, not just wives and mistresses.
c) (misogynistic in most cases): oral cold sores on women, which may have resulted from said woman being " sexually immoral"
b) (offensive): -for men- genital herpes as a result of having had too many sex partners, not just wives and mistresses.
c) (misogynistic in most cases): oral cold sores on women, which may have resulted from said woman being " sexually immoral"
if you find a bimbo eruption def a), in your husband's skeleton closet, you may want to consider being in a lamm, or go into a Mr. and Mrs. Smith scenario. if you are a sexually immoral man with dirty hands, and if the law can't punish you you might as well deserve a bimbo eruption def b).
by sexydimma March 07, 2021
this is when your girl ties your penis with a rope and then starts to give you head or a handjob. when your about to come, tell her and then she'll take out a knife and cut off your penis at the rope. the mix of blood and cum shooting out will be like a volcanic eruption.
david had to go to the ER after his girl gave him a volcanic eruption. he lost a lot of blood, but he should be fine.
by scahn October 24, 2006
Form of revenge for such acts as the Mexican Avalanche or Strawberry Milkshake when during a perfectly good bj the chick bites into your rod and you burst a bloody wad, much like lava from a volcano
by The BIG Nasty December 20, 2004
The Burning (God in Japanese version) Gundam's primary special move. Signified by a orange/yellow glowing hand, and a aura emiting from the wings when spread out. The chest plate also opens to reveal some sort of energy multiplyer, cockpit, imaging device, or a combination of the three. The attack is executed by either grabing the opponents face and crushing it, or literally ramming the hand into a part of the torso (the stomach). This is usually, but not always, followed by the words "Heat End" producing an explosion which destroys the entire opponent. Several other attacks are used in combination including Erupting Burning Sekiha Tenyoken (energy ball sort of like a Kamayamaya wave and performed in the same fashion).
"This hand of mine is burning red! It's loud roar tells me to grasp victory! Here I go! Erupting Burning FINGER!"
After impalement, the opponent is hoisted into the air.
"And now...HEAT END!"
*Explosion and removal of extremities from opponent*
After impalement, the opponent is hoisted into the air.
"And now...HEAT END!"
*Explosion and removal of extremities from opponent*
by iseeum May 21, 2008
Abbreviated WME;
1. A volcano, specifically the Eyjafjallajokull volcano in Iceland.
2. Jessica Simpson
1. A volcano, specifically the Eyjafjallajokull volcano in Iceland.
2. Jessica Simpson
Dude 1: "Dude, did you like read about the Eyjafjallajokull volcano that erupted in Iceland?"
Dude 2: D-oh! Huh?
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Dude, are you like calling me names and stuff?"
Dude 1: "No dude. It's like a totally massive, totally rad, and like totally awesome weapon of mass eruption in Iceland"
Dude 2: "Volcano? Weapon of mass eruption? Iceland? Dude! Like my head totally hurts"
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Well, Eyjafjallajokull you too dude!"
That Jessica Simpson is sexual napalm you know. She's a real life weapon of mass eruption!
Dude 2: D-oh! Huh?
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Dude, are you like calling me names and stuff?"
Dude 1: "No dude. It's like a totally massive, totally rad, and like totally awesome weapon of mass eruption in Iceland"
Dude 2: "Volcano? Weapon of mass eruption? Iceland? Dude! Like my head totally hurts"
Dude 1: "Eyjafjallajokull dude"
Dude 2: "Well, Eyjafjallajokull you too dude!"
That Jessica Simpson is sexual napalm you know. She's a real life weapon of mass eruption!
by Das Wunderkind April 16, 2010
A white chocolate eruption is a sexual maneuver in which woman is bent double with her feet shoulder width apart and her head between her legs. A man finishes ejaculating into her anal canal, and then proceeds to execute a closed fist strike to her transverse abdominal area, in turn causing an eruption of seminal fluids and fecal matter, simulating the phenomenon of a volcanic eruption from the rectal opening.
"I've been scrubbing my house all day to clean up the remnants of that white chocolate eruption we performed last night."
by Naga360 November 10, 2013
by looloosmartypants!! March 25, 2017