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The best person all around. If theres ever a person you need to trust, trust ernesto. Hes a bit akward and weird but he is a great friend.
Friend: "Hey i have a secret and i need to to telm someone but i dont know who"
Friend #2: " Tell Ernesto! He'll take your secret to the grave."
by Ana910 December 31, 2017
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May 15 Word of the Day
A few weeks ago, no one had β€œcheugy” in their vocabulary . Now everything is saturated with the word. It’s in our heads. It’s in our homes. Everyone is asking: β€œAm I cheugy? Am I a basic ass bitch? Am I GUILTY of being cheugy?”

The proliferation of cheugy in the mainstream discourse can only be attributed to one source: mental terror. It’s an orchestrated psychological trap to make you question your tastes and interests in the eyes of others.

You are not a cheug. YOU’RE PERFECT!!!!

It is very suspicious that the cheugy mascot is a Minion, a literal cyclops, a deformed
yellow panopticon in overalls ... do not let the all-seeing eye to control you. Be vigilant. Resist cheugy psyops.
Becca is another victim of cheugy psyops. I saw the garbage truck take all her Ugg boots yesterday. She even removed β€œI LOVE The Office!” from all her dating profiles. She’s unrecognizable.
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Ernesto is a lovely, sweet and smart person. People will always hate on him and exes will always seek for his attention. Who ever has Ernesto in their life is very lucky.
"Why can't I have Ernesto back in my life?"
by Exes March 13, 2017
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a ninja assassin who uses stealth and speed techniques to evade, outsmart and gain advantage over his opponent.
Be careful! He's an ernesto!
by quickness October 01, 2007
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A sexy latino guy that has a huge penis and is a hit with the ladies.
OMG did you see that sexy guy.... I think his name's Ernesto...damn I heard he has a huge penis...
by Nopeman October 30, 2014
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A tall handsome guy. Loves sports but he mostly love skating. Is a every nice guy. He can have anyone if he wanted them
Person #1: hey did you see the hot guy over there
Person #2: yea his name is Ernesto
by Alt.mami March 09, 2016
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The beastly one. The most sexiest man alive. Not a beaner. The best.
WOW! Michelle, did you see Ernesto's dick!
by ErnestoShaker January 24, 2009
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