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This guy is someone you want to have in your life. He is always trust worthy and if you tell him a secret he will never tell anyone, these exclusive Ernesto,s are always tall, black hair and best part there Cuban if you ever find someone with this name Ernesto talk to him he will help you the entire way through life and will always support you and will always try to make you happy he all so likes old fashion music and likes the nerdy type of girls not drama queens!
Wow you know Ernesto hes really nice and likes everyone him he trys his best to help and make people laugh!
by RedandBlue1324 February 19, 2019
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The Ernesto is the act of fucking a chick with a condom on, and then at the last minute, right before you come, without warning, pulling the condom off. The goal is to cum all over the girl and make as big a mess as is possible, much to her surprise. It is not an Ernesto unless it is an unwanted surprise for the girl. It makes little sense and is completely inconsiderate, which make the thoughtless act quite entertaining. It is so named after being pioneered by an Italian man named Ernesto.
"dude, I was about to cum and I figured "fuck it, I don't even like this chick", so I had to Ernesto her at the last minute"
by the nesto November 06, 2007
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A super hot guys most even call him daddy he’s also good at fortnite and in bed
Did you see Ernesto play fortnite he’s a god
by Pipi May 03, 2018
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Good looking people who are also fans of great football teams
Look, that guy must be an Ernesto, because he likes Independiente Santa Fe
by djcbiche February 14, 2019
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An Ernesto is a very fun, loving guy. I can be a pain in the ass sometimes, but he makes up for it with his humor, his looks, his determination, and his hair. For some reason an Ernesto loves their hair, they think it’s the only thing good about themselves, even though people tell him that it’s just not true. An Ernesto has a lot of self doubt, and that makes some people around him feel bad.

An Ernesto is also a very trusting person, you can talk to him about anything, and they will just listen and give you advice. An Ernesto can be very helpful, sometimes. He is always there when you need him for help. He also knows when something is bothering you or he knows what is bothering you, and it can be a little scary sometimes. An Ernesto can hurt, but he will still care about you, and he will still be friends, or apart of your life. If you have an Ernesto in your life, you shouldn’t let them go, everyone should have an Ernesto in their life.
Friend: Who’s that guy over their?

Me: Oh, that’s Ernesto, he’s an amazing friend.
by Penn L. February 03, 2019
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A usually tall Latino guy, he looks like a giant orange traffic cone and laughs for no reason. He is like a foot taller than like everyone at his school.
Me: look at Ernesto

Friend: he’s so tall he looks like a giant traffic cone
by Twenth March 29, 2018
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A father figure no one better than him. Trust me. Just when you think you have him figured out he’ll surprise you. Oh and he has a huge penis
Ernesto is my dad.
by 3six March 07, 2020
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