A condition where a girl is interested in a guy solely because of his name. Usually makes little to no sense. Sometimes caused by a coincidental pattern among crushes. Named for the Oscar Wilde play The Importance of Being Earnest.
Girl 1: Did you see the new guy in class today?
Girl 2: Yeah, he was kinda weird looking.
Girl 1: His name is Simon...
Girl 2: OH MY GOD I MUST HAVE HIM.
Girl 1: Jeeze, tone down on the Ernest complex.
by TheQuietThings17 January 24, 2010
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Ernest Miller Hemingway (July 21, 1899 — July 2, 1961) was a novelist, short-story writer, and journalist. He was part of the 1920s expatriate community in Paris, and one of the veterans of World War I later known as "the Lost Generation." He received the Pulitzer Prize in 1953 for The Old Man and the Sea, and the Nobel Prize in Literature in 1954.

A reported misogynist who enjoyed his liquor. Any degrading act preformed on the female body such as "tea bagging", or "pimp smackin' dat ho" can also be referred to as a "Hemingway".
Johnny: You better check yourself Suzy.

Suzy: I do what I want.

Johnny: (Slaps that Ho)

Ralf: Damn you just Ernest Hemingway'ed the shit out of that bitch.

Suzy: He was right to do so, I should really stop having opinions of my own.

Johnny: You're damn right bitch! (Most likely followed up with another bitch slap.)
by LitteraryGangsta October 16, 2008
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A badass, getto high school in calgary alberta canada

to be demolished in 2012 and relocated in to a snobby rich district
Paul: did you hear about that kid who broke into Ernest Manning high school with a gun?

frank:yea........ so?
by nibblerfish October 20, 2009
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Going out an partying while abandoning all responsibilities at home/work/school
I was going to finish that report for work last night, but I pulled an Ernest instead.
by ErnieSmalls April 25, 2008
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A guy who needs constant rectal stimulation. He typically scratches his rectum because it's always itching. An ITCHY ERNEST likes to smell his finger afterwards.
Leo: Hey Greg did you share your candy with Mike?
Greg: Yeah why?
Leo: Dude, Mike is an Itchy Ernest, his fingers are filthy.
by Hey man it's STIMPY April 20, 2021
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Move in Onlinegames where the performing player jumps out of a window into a crowd of enemies and kills at least one of them. Mostly dangerous because of the amount of enemies. If performed correctly, one can run back and go behind cover. Can be performed multiple times in a row.

Named after a player by the Name of hemingway who was seen performing this move.
Player A: I'm gonna jump out of the window and kill that dude.
Player B: Yeet, you Ernest Hemingway'in dat fag.
by GMan1988 October 14, 2019
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No matter what, any conversation with a leftists will always come back to Donald Trump.
Guy: "I just think if schools had pre-retired desk jockey cops patrolling inside, school shootings would stop immediately."

Leftist: "We should also continue to overregulate guns."

Guy: "What would that do?"

Leftist: "Ughhhh! You were brainwashed by Donald Trump."

Guy: "Ernest's Law you have never failed me!"
by Nontendo May 14, 2019
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